Gamelady Academy

Gamelady Care Guide: Easy Mode, High Fun, Zero Grind

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Van Eul
Contributor: Van Eul

Still unsure how to take care of a Gamelady? Worried the maintenance might be too much effort?

Relax, adventurer.

This isn’t a hardcore survival sim—this is casual gaming with legendary loot.
The care routine is basically a turn-based RPG:
You level up, unlock new skills, and get faster every time.
Soon you’ll be a Level 50 Doll-Maintenance Mage.

ROUND 1

The Unboxing Quest

Your long-awaited loot drop has arrived—time to unbox! Open the crate like a rare treasure chest. Hands and feet are packed epically well, so use small scissors to cut the tape gently.

Take out the head and place it somewhere safe (we don’t want it rolling away—critical fail avoided).

Bend her legs up 90°, and her lower legs another 90°. That puts her into a perfect seated position so you can lift her out easily.

Place her on a big blanket or towel and straighten her into a standing pose.

Quest complete.

ROUND 2

Shower Event

Put your Doll in the shower—and attach her head first so no water gets into the neck joint.

Lukewarm water + antibacterial soap = clean and shiny.

Yes, it’s “work”…
…but you’ll be smiling like a gamer who just found a secret room.

Soaping the breasts and butt? Side quest accepted. 😏

ROUND 3

Drying Mini-Game

Pat, don’t rub!

Use a big towel for the body and a small one for fingers and toes. Simple, satisfying—your cooldown phase after a boss fight.

ROUND 4

Inner Chamber Dehydration

Water in the vagina or anus? No issue. Roll some paper towels, insert gently, repeat until dry. You can also use drying rods.

XP +10 | New Skill Unlocked: Moisture Control

ROUND 5

Powder & Polish

Place your Doll on a towel (it’s gonna get dusty). Pour baby powder into a small bowl and use a big makeup brush or puff to apply it everywhere.

Quality Check

Run your hand over her body. If it doesn’t feel silky and smooth, you missed a hidden spot. Re-puder until she’s flawless.

⚠️ Warning: Excess powder may stick to you afterwards. Collateral damage approved.

ROUND 6

Outfit Customization

Now for the RPG glamour items! Dress her however you like. Buy clothes according to her measurements and you’re golden. Just like your favorite character editor—mix, match, experiment.

Lingerie
Cosplay
Bikini
Casual clothes
Winter coat
Full anime mage girl mode
ROUND 7

The Fun Raid

Choose your edition – Different approaches for different playstyles

Insert Mode

Easy Difficulty

Insert the removable vagina, add lube, have fun. Afterwards, take the insert out, wash it, dry it. Wipe the outer area lightly.

Fastest method = maximum efficiency

Femidom Mode

Casual

Put a femidom inside the Doll, add lube, enjoy. Afterwards remove it—done. Optional: rinse and reuse, or use a fresh one next round.

Condom Mode

Normal

Lube the vagina, use a condom, go for it. Afterwards dab with a damp cloth and dry. Straightforward.

Raw Lube Mode

Hard Mode

Do the cleanup on a towel-covered table or bed. Use the included cleaning tool to rinse vagina and anus, flush with clean water, let drain in seated position. Dry as described earlier.

Reward? Totally worth the grind

Final Result – Loot Summary

Maintenance level
Easy Mode
Fun level
Legendary Tier

Ultra Rare Drop. Top-tier pleasure. Don’t let "maintenance" scare you off.

A Gamelady requires about as much effort as a short tutorial—but offers endless gameplay, tons of adventure, and… CPU-melting hotness.

Thank you for reading this playful care guide.

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